Saturday, April 25, 2009

Funny Quotes of the Week 21

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." (Emo Philips)

"Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half the CV's away before you even look at them." (David Brent)

"I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." (Woody Allen)

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