Saturday, July 04, 2009

Funny Quotes of the Week 31

"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune." (Woody Allen)

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." (Joseph Heller in Catch-22)

"Do not speak ill of society, Algie. Only people who can't get in do that." (Oscar Wilde)

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