Funny Quotes of the Week 76

"Harold Wilson is going around the country stirring up apathy." (William Whitelaw)

"The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity." (Benjamin Disraeli)

"Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays." (Oscar Wilde)