Saturday, March 05, 2011

Funny Quotes of the Week 117

"If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he surely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday." (H. L. Mencken talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt)

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination." (Andrew Lang (1844-1912))

"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." (Oscar Wilde)

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