Funny Quotes of the Week 119

"Wallowing in corruption like a rhinoceros in an African pool." (E. L. Godkin (1831-1902) on James G. Elaine, American politician)

"The enviably attractive nephew who sings an Irish ballad for the company and then winsomely disappears before the table clearing and dishwashing begin." (Lyndon B. Johnson on JFK)

"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." (Oscar Wilde)